Thanksgiving
Day means many things to many people. My first memories are of
sitting in the back seat of my parents' station wagon (in the very,
very back, in those funky pop up seats, well out of reach from my
parents) and driving across Ohio on our way to my grandparents' house
in Detroit. Not exactly over the river and through the woods,
although given the condition of the Ohio Turnpike back then, it was
probably preferable.
Detroit
has a couple of neat traditions of which I remember fondly. One is
the Hudson's Department Store Parade. It has actually been around for
as long as the Macy's Parade (1924) in New York. And, in those days,
the networks televised a bunch of parades on television, including
Hudson's and those in Philadelphia and Hawaii.
Then,
of course there is the matter of the Detroit Lions hosting an NFL game on
Thanksgiving, something it first started doing in 1934. Other teams,
most notably Dallas, have done so, but when you think of football on
Turkey Day, you think of the Lions.
It's
because of fond memories such as these, Thanksgiving is probably my
favorite holiday. It has that Norman Rockwell feel to it, doesn't it?
And,
like most holidays, its origins are not set in concrete. While that
certain Puritan/Pilgrim harvest fest held in Plymouth, Massachusetts
does seem to have occurred, there are many who don't think it is a
simple as that. Even the date is a bit murky; some say 1621, others a
few years later, and there is even a school of thought it was 10
years later in Boston. Hell, some even place the holiday's origins
back to England. Considering that's where the Pilgrims were running
from to begin with, well, there is a bit of irony there now isn't
there?
There
is likewise some debate over which American president to give credit
for the traditional Thursday observance. In 1789 George Washington
issued a proclamation for a day of public Thanksgiving. A
proclamation, by the way which is top heavy with religious
references.
Then,
in 1863, Abraham Lincoln, opined it should be the final Thursday of
November. Quite a while later, in 1941, Franklin Roosevelt, always
looking for a way to make a name for himself, changed it to the
fourth Thursday, and there we are.
My ample research on this topic showed no one was willing to take credit for being the first business to think being open on Thanksgiving Day would be a good idea. However those clever folks at the first turkey dinner in Massachusetts must have known something; the Bay State has Blue Laws which prohibit many stores from being open on legal holidays. Found within the papers of the pilgrims was a statement from 1621 saying, "There is no way in Hell any of us would be caught dead in Walmart on Thanksgiving Day; or any other day for that matter." Well put, eh?
My ample research on this topic showed no one was willing to take credit for being the first business to think being open on Thanksgiving Day would be a good idea. However those clever folks at the first turkey dinner in Massachusetts must have known something; the Bay State has Blue Laws which prohibit many stores from being open on legal holidays. Found within the papers of the pilgrims was a statement from 1621 saying, "There is no way in Hell any of us would be caught dead in Walmart on Thanksgiving Day; or any other day for that matter." Well put, eh?
Although
many people agree with me about Thanksgiving being their favorite
holiday, it, alas does not get the same respect in popular culture as
Christmas, or even Halloween for that matter.
I
mentioned above the ol' “Over the River” song. And, well, that's
about it, except for Adam Sandler, bless his heart, with his
“Thanksgiving Song.” This, though is compared to about 100,000
Christmas songs, which now start to receive airplay right after
Halloween, totally bypassing Thanksgiving. Not fair.
About the only other tune associated with my favorite holiday is "Alice's Restaurant," and that is really a protest song against Viet Nam and some inept Berkshire County cops and judges. Again, unfair.
About the only other tune associated with my favorite holiday is "Alice's Restaurant," and that is really a protest song against Viet Nam and some inept Berkshire County cops and judges. Again, unfair.
Further,
there are countless Christmas television specials each year; not so
much for Thanksgiving. “A Charlie Brown Christmas” is a modern
classic, but does anyone really talk about “A Charlie Brown
Thanksgiving”? Not only is it behind “It's The Great Pumpkin,
Charlie Brown”, but I would argue even “It's The Easter Beagle,
Charlie Brown” is more popular.
Shows
such as “Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer” and “Frosty The
Snowman” are rerun each year, as is “The Grinch.” Can you think
of any such Thanksgiving special? I seem to remember in the 1970's
one from “The Walton's” ran for a few years, but even in that the
most memorable scene was John-Boy getting beaned by a plank flying
off his father's table saw. What's so Thanksgiving about that?!
But,
from a television standpoint, what Thanksgiving does have is quite
possibly the funniest half hour ever broadcast. In 1978, “WKRP In
Cincinnati” aired its “Turkey's Away” episode, in which radio
station owner Mr. Carlson decided to do a turkey giveaway. From a
helicopter hovering above the Queen City. When I watched it upon its
initial broadcast, I doubled over in laughter at its brilliance, as
the fowls were hitting the pavement, with stellar play-by-play from
Les Nessman. Whenever I have viewed it since then, I have laughed
more.
So,
there. We Thanksgiving lovers at least have that. Because, to quote
Mr. Carlson, “as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
Happy
Thanksgiving, all.
'Til next time, keep on smiling.